Snailed it
a phrase used to describe a situation in which succes is found but at a later point than intended.
son: wow mom you’re getting really old!
mom:excuse me?!
son: by that i mean you’re aging bueatifully like a fine wine.
mom: why thank you son.
son: snailed it!!
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