snailpaper
(n.) – the print edition of the daily newspaper which arrives in the morning on your doorstep with news that is already old and stale by at least 12 hours
“i am sick and tired of reading the snailpaper edition of the new york times! by the time it arrives, the front page is already old news. i much prefer reading the times online website with the up-dated news as it happens.”
— overheard at a bar in the east village in manhattan, november 15, 2009
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