snake


a man who will go to extreme lengths to hook up with a girl. there is simply nothing a snake won’t do in order to get a girl. no mountain too high or valley too low will stop a snake. a snake will steal a girl from his best friend or worst enemy with no distinction. he is driven only by the need for p-ssy and the desire for b-tt stuff.
peter: “hey john what’d you do last night?”
john: “i just watched some netflix then rode my back 18 miles to snake my older sister’s friend.”

davis: yo austin what was tallis doing last night?
austin : i think your gonna be pretty upset. pretty sure i saw him snaking with your sister while she was on her period. kids sucha snake.

tallis: hey sara, do you know what happens to a mouse?
sara: what?
tallis: it gets eaten by the snake.

kyle: hey peter, how was last night?
peter: it was good,i snaked with that girl at the party. then i snuck out and walked a few miles to snake with another girl. she had the flu but hey it didn’t stop me. just a snake taking advantage of it’s prey.

“austin received an unexcused absence because he was snaking with a teacher”

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