snake belt
the tendency of back seat belts of newer model cars to continually adjust throughout the ride, slowly constricting the victim like an anaconda. this is more pr-ne in overweight individuals, which leaves the belt pressed into their fat approximately 1 inch. the only solution for snake belt is to undo the belt and start the process over again.
frank: “how long till we get to chik-fil-a. i’ve got a crazy case of snake belt going on back here.”
alex: “just undo it and start over. you don’t wanna end up like jon voight.”
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