Snake in the blanket
the snake in the blanket is more or less the male version of camel toe. it is when a man’s pants are so tight you can clearly make out the outline of his p-n-s and n-ts-ck combo.
a snake in the blanket is very sketchy and can create many awkward situations. use extreme caution when in the presence of a snake in the blanket, or you may die.
g-d-mnit! son of a b-tch!!!!
that guy has snake in the blanket!
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