snake in the grass
a shady, conniving person who could strike at anytime without warning. similar to a gorilla in the mist.
mary: “i’ve had enough of your insensitivity! i’m leaving!”
larry: “hey, quit blocking the tv!”
mary: “i’m leaving you, you -sshole!!!”
larry: “so what? oh d-mn, did you see that catch t.o. just made? un-be-f-cking-lievable!”
mary: “i think i’m going to start seeing fred, from the office. he’s a real gentleman and can fulfill my needs, unlike you!”
larry: “whatever, b-tch. that guy’s a real snake in the gr-ss, don’t waste your time. it’s halftime…get over here and hop on my johnson.”
your girlfriend’s “guy friend” who never chooses to talk about you with her, comment on pictures of you and her, and never ever makes an effort to meet you. the worst part is, your innocent girlfriend will always deny and defend him because he’s seemingly so “nice and friendly” when you call his actions out.
he’s the punk b-tch who secretly loves your girlfriend and will strike at any weak moment in your relationship.
“man, that guy is a real snake in the gr-ss… better look out for him”
a snake in the gr-ss is a sly person whos always doing things behind peoples backs.
e.g.
-slithery one.
-an eva cowzer: “im a snake in the gr-ss”
the term refers to a long rolled out piece of bubble/full melt hash laid inside a joint or blunt. the hash, resembling a thick piece of spaghetti, usually a dark brown or black, is the “snake” in the marijuana “gr-ss”
not recommended for novice smokers
w: “hold on a sec. im rolling the hash out. we gotta put the snake in the gr-ss before we light it up”
j: “the snake. oh god. the snake will get you”
w: “the snake always gets you”
a person (normally male but can be female) who waits for a relationship to be over/in trouble before pouncing on one of the pair.
james breaks up with sophie. jacob is a snake in the gr-ss
james mate- “dude, i heard jacob tried it on with sophie. you broke up with her yesterday, man”
james- “yeah, i know man, he’s a complete snake in the gr-ss”.
describtion of some one who waits off to the side watching events unfold and will swoop in and grab any spoils when no one is aware
eg. a snake in the gr-ss is some one who claims for themselves a beverage or food that you left briefly unattended
(ebay terminology) someone who watches an auction but doesn’t bid until the last minute.
as long as there isn’t a snake in the gr-ss, that voodoo doll is mine!
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