snake penis
a m-ssive, carnivorous p-n-s that is highly territorial. it attacks and kills other p-n-ses if they move in on it’s m-ff. it is the anti-c-ck blocker.
man, i was moving on a nice piece of -ss at this party, then a monstrous snake p-n-s came around and i know i had to leave it alone.
a name given to someone with a fire crotch. the white p-n-s coming out of the red pubic hairs looks like a snake coming out of a bush
devon has a snake p-n-s!
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