Snake People
generation y better known as millennials; those reaching young adulthood around the year 2000. they don’t buy cars or houses, communicate primarily through text heavy with emoji’s and periodically congregate at edm “concerts” and have difficulty looking someone in the eye when talking to them. saddled with crushing student debt, often live at home and would rather hang out with friends than invest their free time in their 20’s on a worthwhile career.
“hey man you stream that new skrillex track on spotify yet?”
“the one that sounds like 2 computers having s-x?”
“yep”
“you’ve been hanging out with too many snake people bro.”
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