Snap off a Deuce
the act of defecation. taking a cr-p. sh-tting. the deuce is the noun for the fecal matter, and to “snap it off” is to excrete it.
come on into the theater, i got the tickets!
okay, but you get the popcorn because i have to snap off a deuce really quick.
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