snarfer

a snarfer is a person who say they’re really good at something, but in reality the opposite is true. snarfers may also say that you suck at something, when really they suck.
dude, you’re a snarfer!
a person who farts in the bath tub and then attmepts to eat the fart bubbles.
jon is a snarfer.
a person who smells their own farts or the farts from another to see how bad they smell. this person usually likes to partic-p-te in this act and makes other people smell their farts by farting into their cupped hand and throwing it into the face of another.
when you hear someone fart and then they purposely smell it afterwards, you would call them a snarfer.

he made me smell his fart, he is such a snarfer.
1. sniffing, or puttong your face on girls bicycle seats. favored target is chubby girls or girls with a yest infection because of the strong aroma.
2. bitting the bubbles of your farts in water, or the farts of others in extream cases.
tyler was well knowen at the local bike rack for his snarfing.

tyler would hang out in the shallow end of the pool snarfing all day long.
a person who farts in a body of water then eats the fart bubble on its way up.
erik was a snarfer because he ate is own fart in a pool.
one (typically male) who sniffs a woman’s bicycle seat.
tom is such a snarfer.
one who acts like a b-tch, usually a mayonnaise guzzler
that cracker is such a snarfer, always talking sh-t about me. its all good though cause he loves that mayonnaise.
a contraption made out of an empty toilet paper roll and stuffed with a bounce sheet to be used when exhaling marijuana in a college dorm room or in other sensitive areas. it cuts down on the pungency of the smell.
pete: “you guys need to use the snarfer when you smoke in here, the room reeks!”

sam: “i was so wasted i forgot to use it.”

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