snarflap
snarflap is a racc–n, that makes his appearances in random locations throughout the world! often seen f-cking sh-t up and molesting anyone who trys to stop him! he has a 13″ ingorged hammer, that he will swing at anyone! he has a severe drug addiction, that often causes him to go off for no apparent reason. last sighted in milan, dry humping a models leg in the middle of a fashion show! he is quite a bit larger than an average racc–n. and can be singled out by the large “slippery when wet” tattoo on his 13″ unit. often seen working for drywall outfits, to make cash for his next adventure! if spoted, approch with caution.
ah sh-t, snarflap has struck again! their is blood and semin everywhere!
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