Snargle

very bad slurring of words, sometimes even creating new words that make perfect sense to you but not to anyone else. this phenomenon is cause by drinking vast quant-ties of alcohol. rum produces the best snarggling
“did i call you and snargle last night?”
“yeah, you were really drunk, i had no idea what you were saying”

“wow becky, you were wasted last night, you were snarggling really badly”
“oh god, not again”

(v.) the act of waking a person, or animal, into unfavorable conditions.

(adv.) woken in a unwelcoming manner.
“oh hey, dan really snargled me this morning.”

“dude, you snargled the h-ll out of me!”

“i got toally snargled.”

“i snargled the horses.”
to lessen the visual impact of a horror movie by filtering it through one’s fingers.
while watching paranormal activity, i snargled so that i would be protected from the movie’s evil!
a friendly nerf like animal
the snargle spoke kind words.
a term used to describe when someone steals something in a sneaky way, however one proclaims the word, “snargles!” when they take said item. the word “snargles” must be proclaimed loudly.
“hey who’s $20 is that?”
“i don’t know… but snargles”
the act of making gargling noises while snuggling with your significant other. the person being snargled often acts negatively. it has been notorious for breakups.
anarag: “hey man, what happened to you and alex dufour?

lucca: “dude… she f-cking snargled me!!”

anarag: “wow.. sorry bro. that’s repulsive! when will duwh-r- ever learn?”
to take two or more p-n-ses in the same orifice simultaneously.
we fought over her until we found out that she was down to snargle us.