snarkle

a condescending snarky chuckle
i couldn’t help but snarkle when he asked for a bite of my cookie.
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to fart under water then catch the under-water fart bubble in your mouth. (harder to do in shallow water but equally as rewarding)
snarkling can involve your aquatic b-m-bubbles or those of someone else.
i don’t mind a bit of a snarkle in the pool. or
caitlin was snarkling yesterday, it was just wrong.
the combination of doggie saliva and snot smeared against a car window or any other gl-ss surface while pressing their face against said surface
my dogs make such a mess on the windows in my car with their snarkle that i hesitate to take them any place!
verb/noun

a harsh, awkward laugh sounding like a cross between a giggle, cough, and snort.
the joke he told was so funny i snarkled.
a gal from east troy named bethany who happens to be very snarky.
cool it snarkles!
a dark elmo committed to causing despair throughout the world. often plays vicious pranks on children, like dumping small amounts of fine sand in their beds everyday.
“hey joe! why did you soak all my clothes in cow blood?”
“it wasn’t me bro! it was the snarkle!”

other common pranks include: putting salt in the sugar containers and vice-versa, eating all your cookies without your consent, tying you to your bed while you sleep, and putting anti-freeze in your drinks so you have violent seizures followed by paralysis and eventual kidney failure which almost always proves to be fatal as well as extremely painful.
an attack on a peer or underling who had crossed the line one to many times. intending to do harm in a fashion to prevent further incident. almost certainly a lost word in the vocabulary of eddie haskel on leave it to beaver.
hey beav, if you don’t knock that off i’m gonna snarkle ya!
to drag one’s b-lls across someone’s face.
after john p-ssed out he got snarkled by ryan