Snarkotunities
deliberately engaging in a lame or boring activity (e.g. watching a terrible movie, going to a wedding reception for people you don’t like, or attending a coldplay concert) for the express purpose of making fun of said activity. the television program mystery science theater 3000 had the bad movie version of this down to a science. simply, the opportunity to snark.
the matching questions on that dating site are terribly inane but answering them provides plenty of snarkotunities.
i was pretty confident that “zombies! zombies! zombies!” would be a cr-ppy film, but the snarkotunity potential was too high to p-ss it up.
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