Snatch Catch
when a woman is h-rny and becomes “wet” in antic-p-tion of s-xual intercourse, as she removes her underwear it gets caught in her v-g-n- and has resistance coming down.
s-x with my girlfriend was so hot, you could tell she was ready for it when she had a “sn-tch catch”.
2 more definitions
1. a rape condom, like the ones being given out to women in parts of africa, where rape is a problem. the condoms, which are inserted inside a woman’s v-g-n- before a rape, have barbed spikes on the inside, that will catch and tear up a man’s p-n-s as he attempts to insert it into the unwilling woman’s v-g-n-.
2. also a friend or sibling who is keeping one from getting sn-tch (i.e. v-g-n-,) because of their loserly or h-m-s-xual nature.
1. dammit man! i went to africa to rape some women, but the first b-tch i came across had a sn-tch catch on her. now i p-ss blood, and im locked up in this smelly african prison.
2. i saw some fine -ss b-tches, but i had my little sn-tch catch brother with me, so i didn’t get any play.
female equivalent of a c-ckblock. someone or something that gets in the way of a woman getting laid.
this guy was checking me out, but my boyfriend was hanging all over me like a total sn-tch catch. there was no way i was getting laid.
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