Snatch Flakes
crusty, frosted flakes freshly peeled from an elderly womans stinky clapper and put in a bowl with milk to make the perfect breakfast choice for a day worthy of champions.
mom: johnny, did you eat all your sn-tch flakes?
johnny: but mom, i want to go play catch with they gang
mom: if you want to be good at baseball then you’ll have to eat your sn-tch flakes just like a-rod
johnny: i’ll be just like him???? ok i’ll get over the tuna smell and get all my nutrients!
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