Snatch Hatch


the hole in a pair of spanx that allow wearers to relieve themselves.
if it wasn’t for the sn-tch hatch in my spanxs, i would have had to completely undress in the bathroom, in order to pee.
someone who gets in the way of a female who is trying to get some s-xual gratification. similar to a c-ck block, but with a female being blocked rather than a male.
i was trying to spit game on jason tonight but that c-nt suzy stepped in and told him i’ve got the stank puss. then she hooked up with him. what a sn-tch hatch!
the female equivalent of a c-ck block.
i was trying to spit game on jason tonight but that c-nt suzy stepped in and told him i’ve got the stank puss. then she hooked up with him. what a sn-tch hatch!
a room, sp-ce, corner or area of a dwelling that is specifically reserved for a female person to be in a solitary condition, away from the rest of the household in order to work, play, involve herselfin certain hobbies, activities without interuption. this area is usually decorated by the female that uses it without interferance from any (straight) male influence.
hey amber! have you seen chris’ new furniture in the sn-tch hatch? it’s epic!
refers to womens trousers or to womens panties.

can also be used as a friendly reference to other girlfriends.
“i’d like to get into her sn-tch hatch!”

“wh-ssup sn-tch hatches!?”

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