Snatchosaurus
(n.)
an extinct large reptile that once room the earth during the jur-ssic period. they are thought to be the p-ss-est of all dinosaurs and were normally dominated by the k-ckasaurus rex.
it is known to have a long nagging mouth that would never shut up till the k-rex came along and told the c-nt to shut the f-ck up and fix him his dinner. the sn-tchosaurus is known for having a large gaping v-g-n- that was constantly ripped to shreds by all of the dinosaurs, even the chodedactyle.
they are also known to gather around the nest and watch the young, usually forming together to talk of nonsense till a nearby tri-n-ltops overhears and comes to give the wh-r-s a -ss full of shut your f-cking mouth and then put them back to work.
but there is one time of the month when they make even the great k-rex himself hide away. known to be the most fiercest of dinosaurs during this short period of time till it wears off only to reoccur till they finally f-cking die.
dinosaur 1: what u do last night?
dinosaur 2: i ran into a couple of f-cking sn-tchosauruses and told them to get back to the f-cking kitchen and fix me up a nice tub of fried chicken and koolaid.
dinosaur 1: d-mn straight.
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