sneak-a-beat
when you think your buddys gone so you try to get a quick beat off, but they suddenly bust in on you while your tryin to whack it and you try to act like your sleepin, like nothin was goin on.
i left the house only to return to catch bakers -ss tryin to sneak-a-beat to some soft core p-rn on showtime.
the act of secretly and quickly masturbating whilst your parents are home and/or at the grocery store.
“bye mom, take your time at the grocery store! i’ll be fine.”
-mother leaves-
“heheheh, time to sneak-a-beat!”
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