Sneak a toke

the most awesome cannabis tool around. the bottom of it is made of rubber, and the top metal. it has a screw on lid with a tiny little hole in it. if i weren’t eating, i would be touching myself. just thinking of a sneak-a-toke. you only have to light it once, and it just keeps h-tting.
my boyfriend bought me a sneak a toke today, because he loves me. remember, kids, nothing shows love like a sneak a toke.
a device for smoking marijuana. it is usually disguised as something other than a pipe, such as a baseball bat. it is also designed to put itself out after one hit. hence the name one hitters.
“the cops were walking around the town, so i had to use my sneakatoke so i wouldn’t get busted
anything used to smoke that nug in a discrete fashion. a sneak a toke can be anything from a little gl-ss pipe to a fake ciggarette made to smoke bud. very handy tool when on the go.
yo homie bring that sneak a toke, my bubbler is too big for the road trip.
a special bong that dosent leave any hints of weed or smoke and allows u to hit in the back of a bus, cl-ssroom or n.e where u desire.
“yo p-ss the sneak-a-toke u f-ckin hog, before the teacher looks”
as described by professor toke (professor oaks way cooler brother)

a rare pokemon seen throughout the northwestern united states. sneakatoke sightings are few and far between due to the sneaky nature of the creature. catching the sneakatoke is a difficult task because of its high defense and speed. one must wait until the sneakatoke begins to toke and then throw the pokeball. while toking he is defenseless, i recommend everyone throw a pokeball at every sneakatoke sighting as they are a rare pokemon.

sneakatoke is often seen smoking a one hitter or vaporizer in public or occasionally a joint, spliff or pipe.

typically in urban or suburban areas, typically the male species is more common but female sneakatokes have been sighted numerous times.
usually seen or smelled as they produce a very pleasant aroma, that is the sign of the sneakatoke.
1.

billy – whats that smell?
charles – idk brah,
pokemon trainer – whoa! a wild sneakatoke!

-throws pokeball-
sneakatoke – “ouch you dumbf-ck”
pokemon trainer – caught him!

aw that one was easy, only level 4.

2.
sneakatoke – “sneakatoke!!”
1. any stealthy way to smoke marajuana 2. any device used as such. 3. the act of stealthily smoking marajana. 4. any person well known for such smoking devices.

similar to a mcguyver smoker, in the exception that not all mcguyver smoker devices are stealthy.
old man- “where’s my sneak-a-toke?!”