Sneak-in at Burneys
describes the action of 3 friends (usually highschool age) sneaking back into one of their houses after a night of debauchery. the defining characteristic being that 1 of the 3 friends is completely black out drunk, this individual is sh-t faced past the point of executing the most basic of motor functions. while they are still breathing, with a very low pulse, no visible signs of life remain. the 2 friends of lesser drunkness carry out the task of lifting, dragging, pulling, and pushing him/her through a window designated as the most undetectable entry point. if any authoritative figures happen to wake up and catch them, they must quickly straiten “burneys” raybands and put on a skillful puppeteers act which successfully fools the authority figure. they then place “burney” on his side and p-ss out. this word was inspired by the movie “weekend at burneys”.
“bro you should’a been there, he was so drunk that we had to dislocate his left shoulder to get him through the sneak-in window. then, we created the illusion of full mobility and mental lucidity by skillfully conducting his legs, arms, torso and head movement, i even had to throw my voice a few times. it was a real sneak-in at burneys.
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