Sneak out
mystical creature whose known powers range from clairvoyancy to being able to bleed for a week without dying. a person to have on your side.
man, i’m glad i have a girlfriend
(n.) the greatest thing a man could ever experience.
(n.) the most painful thing a man could ever experience.
i love my girlfriend.
even when she rips out my heart.
(n.)the one human female which holds certain super-human abilities such as: mind control, mood swings, playing tired, breaking the bank, and unlimited talking;
“uh oh, my girlfriend’s calling me.”
“do you mind if my girlfriend comes?”
“my girlfriend says that if i don’t know, then she’s not telling me. what’s that suppose to mean?!?”
the one person you can really share everything with and who will be there through the good, the bad and the f-cking excellent – notjust significant other, but essential.
the girl who wanted to be god
what millions of perverts are looking for on neopets and various other sites originally intended for pre-p-b-scent audiences.
“i need a girlfriend, hey sweetychik1990 will u be my gf”
a woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. a girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.
“she’s my girlfriend”
“i have a girlfriend”
“i love my girlfriend”
“she’s his/her girlfriend
the keeper of one’s manhood(b-lls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship
“jon has no t-st-cl-s, he has a girlfriend”
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