Sneakfattyed
sneakfattyed is when you are talking to a girl on the internet, and she sends you a cute face picture. when you ask her to describe herself she is always vague about her body type. when you meet her in person she turns out to be fat.
so her pictures were all good looking, i didn’t realize they were all of her face until i was “sneakfattyed”.
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