Sneaky Jesus
1) technique used by popular christian bands to ‘sneak’ jesus or religious themes into their music.
2) the act of stealthily slipping a crucifix into the -n-s of one’s partner during s-xual intimacy.
don’t trust keaton, he’ll give you a sneaky jesus when you’re not lookin’.
3 more definitions
s-x so hard and fast that it could only have been jesus who snuck up and did it.
the sneaky jesus here is unbelievable!
a sneaky jesus is s-x so hard and fast that only jesus could have done it!
“hey, i have just gave that dude a sneaky jesus!” ha ha
a hidden theme of christianity in media such as films, music, and novels.
“wait, this is…dear god it was a sneaky jesus all along!” – bamboozled audience member
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