sneaky samurai


the act of catching a spouse, friend, family member or significant other in the nude and in a sneaky, ninja-like manner, force your index finger into this persons r-ct-m.
i was so surprised and traumatized when my cousin gave me a sneaky samurai. i never even knew he was there until he struck.

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