Sneaky Snowman
a sneaky snowman is a s-xual act that requires patience, skill, and a degree of tolerance for the cold. to perform a sneaky snowman, a man first inserts his erect p-n-s into extremely cold water or a bucket of ice. prolonged exposure can lead to frost-bite so caution must be used. the challenge is also to maintain an erection in spite of the cold. once the p-n-s has been sufficiently cooled, it should be inserted unexpectedly into a woman’s v-g-n- or -n-s. the unexpectedness of the act , and the accompanying sense of intense cold gives this s-xual act its name.
samantha mentioned to her friend janet that her boyfriend jack sneaked up behind her last night while she had just got out of the shower and gave her a sneaky snowman. she also mentioned that she found the experience “shockingly refreshing”.
when you come up behind someone stick a carrot in their mouth and f-ck them in the -ss.
“see that hoe over there? i gave her the sneaky snowman and she tried to eat the carrot.”
“dude, that’s a donkey.”
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