Sneejaculate
1) sneezing at the same time you -j-c-l-t-.
2) -j-c-l-t–n caused by sneezing.
i sne-j-c-l-t-d when i had s-x last night.
i sne-j-c-l-t-d in math cl-ss, thank god no one saw.
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