Sneeze Freeze


the frozen and contorted, usually mildly r-t-rded looking, facial expression one makes for a few seconds before they let out a sneeze or when experiencing a “sneezus interruptus”.
check out his sneeze freeze. take cover, it’s going to be a big one!

dude, you have an extreme squishy face you’re sneeze freezing!

bob: you were going to sneeze but it got away, huh?
dave: how did you know?
bob: i saw your sneeze freeze.
most commonly found during the cold and flu season of 2012/2013. when you have the urge to sneeze, but cannot execute the sneeze.
my head was pounding, my eyes runny and worst of all, i have sneeze freeze. i just wish i could have an explosive sneeze and relief myself of my sneeze freeze.

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