sneezer

a sh-t that spreads like a sneeze and spashes back at your -rs-, leaving a slight cold feeling.
“i had a pain in my stomach from eating too many sausages. i sat at the sh-tter and left a sneezer in the bowl. it was the a-bomb!
1) a term to describe a promiscuous young woman that wants to hook up.

2) a sl-tty girl.

3) any girl that you would not want to bring home to your mother.
“a sneezer at the bar wants me to meet her there.”

“she’s just a standard sneezer, i would not date her.”

“do you have any sneezers coming over tonight?”
the runny sh-ts
peeing out of your -ss
“i went to julio’s barrio for some spicy chimichangas. 3 hours later i landed a touchdown and left a sneezer in the toilet for my b-tch to clean.”
the best band to ever hit cape may tech talent show…..and no they didnt sound like screaming girls……i think. members: drums; matt new, b-ss; brian revoir, lead guitar; nick rescigno, singer; ant cole.
dude, did you see sneezer last night!? they were fepic!
an allergen that causes sneezing.
pollen could be a sneezer for some.
sneezer means jail cell in kinky friedman’s _noir_ fiction.
“…ratso was in the sneezer (jail cell).” – kinky friedman, _g-d bless john wayne_ (1995), p. 163
a sneezer is someone who tries way too hard to fit in. typically many of the things that come out of a sneezers mouth are unneccesary, forced, and flat out embar-ssing. they often times try and build inside jokes with you that you want no part of yet they proceed to bother you because they so badly want to be cool and accepted. a sneezer can also be used to define somebody who is lanky, goofy, and flat out resembles a p-n-s.
sneezer: hey man, whats the dealio-yo?

you: nothing sneezer, now get the f-ck out of my face and far away from me.

sneezer: alright sounds good bro, we should hang out later!

you: no we should not

sneezer: ah thats cool, i will call you later dogg.

you: dont bother sneezer, and if you do i will kill your dog and then drown you in its blood.

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