Snerb
a large, green duck-eating monster with an elephant’s trunk and punk-like hair.
“half of the ducks in my garden pond have been eaten by a snerb.”
fully grown fnord that lives in solitude. dedicating themselves to the training of becoming a snerbinator in sizes up to 5’10” and weighing as much as 135kg or 280lbs. they self educate through discarded magazines such as fhm, playboy and time. they m-st-rb-t- frequently when not in training to form much needed callouses which enable them to grip various weapons.
look at that huge fnord over there.
thats not a fnord, thats a snerb training, just look at the size of his right arm and those callouses.
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