Sniff My Glue
when a female is performing oral s-x on a male and as he is about to -rg-sm, the female removes his p-n-s from her mouth and puts the tip of his p-n-s to her nostril, and while plugging the other nostril with her finger she snorts the s-m-n in the open one. thus letting it drip down her throat for her to swallow, thus sniffing his glue.
” baby i love it when you sniff my glue.”
last night my girlfriend sniffed my glue and swallowed it.
have you ever had a chick sniff your glue?
the last time i was at the strip club a dancer gave me head and instead of letting me c-m in her mouth she sniffed my glue and then showed it to me on her tounge and finally swallowed it.
“okay b-tch you have two options, you can sniff my glue or you can get f-cked in your -ss”.
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