snipster

snipsterism is a burgeoning culture that values artsy intellectualism, progressive politics, creativity and witty banter. the snipster distinguishes himself from the modern hipster because he or she does not reject nor advocates “mainstream” culture; he p-ssionately scrutinizes each side of the coin and chooses whatever he f-cking prefers because he does not give a cr-p about what others think about him.
person 1: i met this really smart girl with a goofy haircut, but i think she has asperger’s.

person 2: she’s probably just a snipster.
snipsters are a sub category of hipsters. they present with all of the usual traits as hipsters as well as have a unifying profession as hair stylist.

the distinguishing features of snipsters can be noticed from an astute observer. they often have discolored fingers from hair dye as well as an ever changing hair style and color. they also tend to have loose hair clippings on their clothes as well as smell of shampoos. most are found in frederick maryland.

like hipsters they reject the culturally-ignorant att-tudes of mainstream consumers, and are often be seen wearing vintage and thrift store inspired fashions, tight-fitting jeans, old-school sneakers, and sometimes thick rimmed gl-sses. both hipster men and women sport similar androgynous hair styles that include combinations of messy sh-g cuts and asymmetric side-swept bangs. such styles are often -ssociated with the work of creative stylists at urban salons, and are usually too “edgy” for the culturally-sheltered mainstream consumer.
i looked down after that snipster handed me my gl-ss and the rim had dye on it and i saw hair in my drink.
n. one who makes fun of others for being excited about snow. by doing so, he or she acts like one who is above everyone else, a snippy, snow hating hipster.
that snipster, cameron, made sure to complain heavily about all of the facebook posts commenting on how exciting the snow in dallas is.