Snitch-bitchery
when one refuses to take responsibility for his own actions and tries to divert attention away from those actions by calling to light someone else’s wrongful action.
me and a co-worker both came late to work. to punish me, my manager told me i had to stay late. i told him i was only staying late if the other guy stays too.
i am a pract-tioner of snitch-b-tchery at it’s finest.
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