Snocking


the unusual practice of biting and/or swallowing the bubbles
emitted whilst flatulating underwater. this can be achieved
by the individual or by another party.
“what the heck are you doing!?”
“snocking!”
“what the h-ll is that?”
“biting fart bubbles!”
(as seen in the 1970’s p-rn comedy “gums!”)
the process of purchasing socks and snacks in one transaction.
socks + snacks = snocking
the act of sniping with rockets.
most often seen in the video game series halo.
kid 1: “man that dude keeps h-tting me with rockets from so far away!!”

kid 2: “he’s snocking.”

kid 1: “what?”

kid 2: “sniping with rockets, snocking.”
socks that are made of nylon that feel like stockings…it is a cross between socks and stockings
hey, look that those girls snockings!

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