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• snooxing

  the act of waiting online for a specific person to also come online so you can talk, usually the person you have a crush on. jessica – why are you still online so late?! imogen – i’ve been snooxing for the last hour, rob said he’d be online sometime this evening!

• Socially Naked

  1.) sitting in the furthest desk of a cl-ssroom with n-body around you. 2.) sitting alone at a lunch table while everyone stares at you and gives you “the look”. 3.) waiting while one of your friends talks to a group of people of whom you do not know. 4.) having no friends at all […]

• Maysoun

  the coolest motherf-cka in the world. the best friend anyone can ask for and funny as h-ll. shes like 30 friends in one and shes amazing. you see her, never let her go. shes beautiful and funny and smart. you can easily fall inlove with her. jake: hey have you seen maysoun yet? michael: yes […]

• surround smell

  when multiple people in a room fart around the same time, resulting in an exponentially worse smell coming from multiple directions guy 1: ok who farted? guys 2 and 3: i did. guy 1: dang hittin me with the surround smell.

• noob out

  when someone does something completely lame, or are in other words a noob, and so much of a noob, that you noob out. when zander is himself and stays home by himself on a friday night, and effectiveley noob out

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