snoobing
a s-xual act that involves a woman sliding naked down a slide with her legs spread , while a man waits at the bottom with a fully erect p-n-s. the goal being for the woman’s v-g-n- to make contact with the p-n-s at the bottom thereby achieving s-xual intercourse. due to high level of skill involved it should only be attempted by trained proffesionals. sidenote: this is believed to be the inspiration for the song “crash into me” by the dave matthews band.
my girl and i tried snoobing last night and i broke my d-ck
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