snookered

to be exhausted, or in a bad situation. snookered is a broadly used term which has a variety of meanings. a common definition of snookered, is to be f-cked . snookered is usually used in the phrase “f-cking snookered”. this basically means “absolutely f-cked.
nick: sh-t man, you look tired.
jackson: yeah man, we pulled an all nighter. i’m f-cking snookered.
tipsy; drunk; inebriated
i decided to get a bit snookered tonight.
fooled
i’ve been snookered.
v. (in the billiards game snooker) refers to a safety shot that makes the next shot by the opponent very difficult. not to be confused with the uk slang term snooks
steven hendry snookered his opponent with a beautiful safety shot.
up sh-t creek without a paddle.
that moment when you find it difficult to function after taking 1 too many pellets!
oh man they pellets are brilliant, i’m pure snookered.
wanting to pot the pink but being ‘snookered’ behind a red and having to attempt a difficult brown.

this is in relation to the cue sport’s rules where the pink ball is worth more points than a brown, however the touching of the red ball is a foul move.

the context of the joke is wanting to have normal s-x, however your girlfriend or wife is on her period. instead you are forced to convince her into having -n-l s-x.

the term is mainly used in countries where snooker is a popular sport.
mate, i was gagging for it last night but was snookered behind the red. no luck with the brown either.

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