Snoop Lion

snoop lion

the name calvin broadus, (formerly “snoop dogg”) gave himself after smoking so much hardcore dank jamaican kush while simultaneously listening to bob marley that he had some kind of weed-enduced epiphany where he came to believe that he actually was bob marley.
as snoop inhales from a blunt and then exhales

snoop- “n-gg-, n-gg-, n-gg-…

dre- “whats up ma n-gg-”

snoop- “i shall no longer be the snoop dogg, and will forever be known as the snoop lion.”

dre- “n-gg-…. the f-ck!?”
when a snoop evolves into his final, most powerful form. only achievable by doing what was once thought impossible, actually oding off cannabis. being successful at this will turn you into a magnificent snoop lion.
d-mn n-gg-, last night i got so high i almost became a snoop lion!
1. the newest and dumbest idea (as of 2012) by calvin broadus to synergize his 3 loves; whoring himself out to the recording industry, making copius amounts of money off people who have no other drive than to do drugs and him the poverty line as low as possible, and finally to further mastering the art of song writing with as little talent as possible.

2. an offensive attempt by the aforementioned broadus to move away from a stagnating rap career and into a genre based largely on a religion he has shown no mastery of or belief in except for tenets relating to drug use and hatred of caucasians. the latter tenet was largely abandoned as the religion evolved from infancy. something broadus himself still struggles to do.
q: did you hear that new snoop lion cd?

a: yep, it was sh-t. it was so bad bob marley’s ghost killed himself. this is ok, but people get mad at white rappers for having no credibility. fml!
discovering something you thought was cool really isn’t.
a bait and switch.
shenanigans.
the ol’ switcheroo.
accidental s-x with a p-ssable transvest-te.

“man i took this gorgeous broad home and took her up the b-tt only to discover afterword that she had a d-ck.”

“did you hear that snoop dogg just changed his name to snoop lion?”
snoop doggy dogg, aka snoop dogg, spent some time in jamaica recently and smoked so much good bud there that he now believes he’s the reincarnation of bob marley. therefore, it’s only right that he release a reggae alb-m.

his new moniker for himself during this reggae phase will be “snoop lion”.
“it’s not that i wanna become snoop dogg on a reggae track,” calvin broadus said “i wanna bury snoop dogg and become snoop lion.”
snoop dogg’s reggae name, used in his first reggae song; la la la.
it’s no surprise that snoop lion made a reggae song, considering his love for bud.