Snootch

the so-called “street” way of saying v-g-n-.
i likey your snootch. insert p-n-s 8==d in the snootch (()).
a coward who intentionally presents falsehood as fact, and is highly pr-ne to unrelenting dogmatic zealotry when confronted with reality. typically highly antisocial, to the point of being a sociopath. snootches are nearly always impotent or otherwise s-xually dysfunctional, and receive s-xual gratification only by getting another person to admit that their numerous lies hold some degree of credibility.
everything that cult leader says is a total lie! what a snootch!
1. taken from the jay & silent bob routine from the kevin smith movies, “snootch” is short for “snootchy bootchy nootchies!” which jay uses as a general reference for nearly everything. “snootch” is typically a nonsensical declarative, similar to “dang” or “yes.”

2. a snootch is also a religious t-tle given by people who have snootchl-st. in their p-ssionate obsession with a snootch, they constantly follow him around, chanting his name: “snootch. snootch.”

3. a religious t-tle for someone admired and respected so much that others hold the person in constant regard. {a radical obsession with snootch.}

4. the religious fervor of a snootch is called snootchl-st. people who are without normal, traditional religion find worship in a snootch in order to p-ss their time and energy away.

5. a cult formed around a man named snootch because he has led many to fawn over him constantly. {“join the snootch, as we obsess over snootch! snootch! snootch!”}

6. people who obsess over a snootch generally use negative or condescending words as an indication that they are embar-ssed to be less than and obsessed with a snootch but don’t want to let on in front of others.
he has reached the level of snootch. we must now follow him around and bait our breaths on every word that he utters. we cannot live without snootch. we are nothing without snootch. we need snootch!
1. a peculiar area located on the college age female that, when stimulated, results in incredibly loud moans of pleasure. stereotypically -ssociated with waking up the neighbors and impressing your bros listening outside the door

2. can also be used as an insult in the same spirit as “b-tch”

plural: sneetch
brock: see that girl over there?
mac: yeah?
brock: i totally woke up the neighbors when i rocked her snootch last night.

or

“if he doesn’t stop acting like a snootch, i’m going to fashion a bullwhip and go indiana jones on his -ss!”
a skinny panooch. skinny p-ssy, no lips.
that girl has a snootch.
a person who smokes other people’s marijuana without ever contributing to the cause.
f-ck you snootch, get off the blunt.
when a woman has a set of br–sts and a large stomach which both stick out an equal distance. (when a b-tches stomach and b–bs stick out the same distance).
taylor-“d-mn dog, look at that b-tches snootch”

jeremy-“you can’t even see where her b–bs end and her stomach starts”