snooter


a ancient monster closely related to ctuthlu. extremely cunning and hunts in packs. often confusing enemies using tactics similar to lions.
the snooter attacked each victim unnoticed.
something used to snort cocaine.
straw or dollar bill
noun. a specialty device used in the process of doozing. (verb: to dooze. the act of insufflating or otherwise sniffing or snorting various types of powdered narcotic)

a snooter would be something such as a rolled up bill, a straw shortened to an appropriate length, or a portion of a dis-ssembled pen. anything that is in the form of a tube that will fit comfortably up the nostril to aid in the process of doozing
1: do you have a snooter?
2: p-ss the snooter
3: question: how can i dooze this line? answer: take the snooter, put it in your nostril and sniff it.
a snooter is a dog’s nose.
hey dog, get your snooter out of my crotch!!
british slang

v. to har-ss verbally, particularly with demands
n. one who snooters
“those who know bertram best are aware that in his journey through life he is impeded and generally snootered by about as scaly a platoon of aunts as ever was -ssembled …”

p.g. wodehouse
a staple of east coast degeneracy and bromance.

the process of inhaling the excess foam (or head) from a bottle of beer via the nasal cavity.
snooters: it will make your tears taste like glory and your breathe smell like vomit.
the act of snorting foriegn substances. mostly cocaine, pcp, or other illicit substances.
gary and i had snooters after a long day at work.
a hybrid word used as a subst-tute for “v-g-n-.” the result of combining: sn-tch and cooter.
martha slapped me in the face, so i kicked her in the snooter.

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