snooze or spooge


the game made famous in the 40-year old virgin. you take four tylenol pms and then m-st-rb-t- to see if you can blow a load before falling asleep. the best part is either way you win!
i was so bored last night so i played snooze or spooge–it didn’t really matter the outcome because i was a winner both ways!

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