Snorejob
when you are receiving a bl-w j-b and the person performing the bl-w j-b falls asleep in the process and begins to snore.
matt: nic, i heard that chick gave you a bl-wj-b?
nic: bl-wj-b? that sh-t was a snorejob. she fell asleep right when it got good!
when both parties fall asleep during a bl-wj-b and the p-n-s stays hard from the vibrations created by snoring.
my girfriend gave me the best snorejob last night – she fell asleep while she was suckin’ me but continued to suck my c-ck with her hardcore snoring.
snore job: the only way a married man can get a bl-w j-b from his wife, ie: the honeymoon is over
1. man that woman can snore…she’s going to suck the blankets off the bed..oh wait a minute- what baby? you say you want to give big poppa a “snore job”
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