snorf


a load of j-zz on a pile of sh-t
pete said , “this work package isn’t worth a snorf “.
1.(verb) to speak with an overly noticable lisp as a result of physical deformation, usually in the lips

2.(noun) one who speaks with a constant lisp due to his or her oversized lips
1. ex: “sarah totally snorfed when she tried to read that sentence aloud”

2. ex: “the snorf is difficult to understand. can someone please tell me what he was saying?”
1. an exclamatory word used when you think something is too adorable for words.
2. it can also be used when realizing a mistake
look at that puppy….snorf!
when you are drinking a drink (usually beer) and at the same time someone makes you laugh and your beer comes out your nose and you snorf everywhere.
quit making me snorf!
verb. to snore.
my mom’s snorfing has really been keeping me up lately

yeah, my parents’ room is right above me and i can hear them snorf through the floor.
when giant squids take in prey.

also appliquable to jellyfish.
steve was snorfed by the giant squid.
the offspring of a smurf and a snork. these amphibious blue creatures measure three apples high and play the trumpet.
“while hiking through the woods this morning, i stepped on a snorf.”
snorf is a giraffe with a dirty minge. she sticks her neck out for people.
snorf’s favourite moto is ” say no to dirty minges”
go clean your cheesy minge out you dirty snorf

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