snorkel bender
noun. a h-m-s-xual. one who enjoys the thrill of firmly grasping another mans snorkel.
check out casey, he’s been bending snorkels all night!
did you see what christin did to that guys snorkel? talk about bent.
where the h-ll is casey? is he bending snorkels again?
bro, i was at the minginest party last night. half of the dudes where snorkel benders and the other half got bent!
dude, what have you been doing? your hands smell of snorkel.
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