Snorlax
that one fat -ss pokemon thing that is always in the f-cking way of routes and forces you to get a poke flute or use a poke gear radio station. and when you do this of course you have to battle the thing because pokemon.
i have to get a pokeflute because that f-cking snorlax is in the way.
1. a m-ssive pokemon
2. a m-ssive human usaully a hurtful nickname
guy-conner klein is a f-cking snorlax.
girl-i know he is so m-ssive holy sh-t!
very lazy. just eats and sleeps. as its rotund bulk builds, it becomes steadily more slothful.
i captured snorlax after waking him with ma pokeflute.
a pokemon.
he f-ckin’ owns in this movie.
he can f-ckin’ hold all the pokemon. (10)
snorlax f-ckin’ owns you.
a very obese woman on youtube
a wild snorlax appears!
go /b/!
enemy snorlax uses charm!
but it failed!
/b/ uses man the harpoons!
it’s not very effective…
enemy snorlax uses rest!
enemy snorlax went to sleep.
/b/ uses kill it with fire!
it’s not very effective…
enemy snorlax is asleep.
/b/ uses nuke the site from orbit!
critical hit!
it’s super effective!
enemy snorlax fainted!
a really fat chick, often goes out searching for food or mates. throw an apple to distract, or a rock to make it angry. best captured with a heavy ball.
“a wild snorlax has appeared!” – used when seeing a snorlax in its daily activities
“did you see that snorlax?!”
when you spot a fat man or woman sleeping on a park trail bench, or on the street. the only way to wake it up is to play a pokeflute
carson: dude, i see a snorlax on that bench
anna: i know, lets wake it up and fight it
an action or actually no action.
it consists of two words
1) snore
2) relax
it is also related to the pokémon, snorlax. he sleeps all day and only wakes up to eat – which is what you do, sleep/relax and eat.
dude, i snorlaxed all day.
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