snort job
has two requirements: hookers and blow. once both of the aforementioned are obtained one must then aquire a spicy hot b-n-r. once all of these have come together make a line of blow on the aforementioned spicy hot b-n-r using a credit card and/or fingers (razors could be quite painful). to then aquire the desired result have the hooker snort the blow off. for added fun a mushroom stamp can always be added to remind the hooker who is boss.
last night i got some good hooker and had her bring over some blow. i had that b-tch give me a snort job and then slapped my mushroom d-ck across her face. it only cost me 5 bucks!
the sniffing of a p-n-s
snort jobs are very much like bl-w j-bs but instead of mouth p-n-s, you put your nose to a p-n-s
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