Snow Children
grandchildren that migrate to florida for winter vacation to escape the frigid holiday season in the northern states. normally bunking with their siblings in their grandparent’s condo.
when these grandchildren are of legal age they tend to spend their days poolside with family but indulge themselves at night through various forms of debauchery.
male: snowman
female: snow angel
being a snow child is nice because i can get by snow b-lls licked without ever worrying about seeing this snow angel again.
look at all these snow children trying to drink away the memory of spending the day with their grandparents.
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