snow day effect
the extreme joy of knowing you can go back to bed because school/work has been cancelled, but you can’t because you’re so excited to have the day off.
i was dead tired today and needed a nap, but i couldn’t because i had to work. but then my shift got cancelled–i have the night off, and now i can’t sleep. snow day effect strikes again!
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