snow job

the act of giving your partner head in public and right before you blow your load your jam your d-ck in snow and put it back in there mouth and shout all inside her mouth
wnedall: look at that honey the neighbour is giving his girl a snow job
-the neighbour waves and smiles-
an effort to deceive, overwhelm, or persuade with insincere talk, especially flattery.
the entire presentation was a complete snow job.
the process in which a line of c-ke is placed on an erected p-n-s, a woman snorts it and then proceeds to give it a bl-wj-b.
man, those sista’s almost ate my d-ck up last night with them snowjobs!
when a girl does a line of c-ke off of your erect d-ck and then proceeds to give you a bl-wj-b
i got the best snow job over christmas break, man.
1. an act of deception

2. to decieve someone
the whole thing is just another snow job by the government.
when a man puts his p-n-s between a lactating woman’s br–sts and proceeds to t-tty f-ck her. when the man is about to -j-c-l-t-, the woman squeezes her nipples causing breast milk to flow over her br–sts as the man is ejaculating, creating a blizzard of bliss over the woman’s now snow-capped mountains.
guy 1: oh, man! i just found out i got my girlfriend pregnant!
guy 2: how come you are so excited?
guy 1: dude. are you crazy? now i can give her a snowjob!
as of the last week of april, 2006, “snow job” can refer to the lies, distortions and evasive non-answers given to members of the press at daily white house press briefings. (the new wh press secretary is tony snow, formerly of fox news.)
when the white house correspondents were told that the president was “concerned” about high gas prices, they knew they were getting the usual snow job.

press: “hey tony – why does the president think he’s above the law and can do anything he wants to?”

ts: “it’s white house policy not to comment on an ongoing investigation.”

press, muttering: “what a snow job.”
snow job is a character from the g.i. joe: a real american hero toyline, comic books and cartoon series of the 1980s. he is the g.i. joe team’s original arctic trooper and debuted in 1983. his real name is, and his rank is that of staff sergeant e-6. snow job was born in west rutland, vermont.
snow job was a major olympic biathlon contender who enlisted for the special training and support privileges that the army gives to olympic champions. it’s been suggested that he got his nickname more from being a con artist than from his primary military specialty on the arctic ski patrol. he is competent with a rifle, and his secondary specialty is as a rifle instructor.
snow job was featured in one of the series’ famous “and knowing is half the battle” public service announcements warning kids of the dangers of venturing out onto “frozen” ponds or lakes which may not be entirely frozen.

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