Snow Turtle


n. a snow turtle is similar to a rain turtle, but obviously, it deals with snow instead of rain. you start by needing a real good reason to make it snow. ex: you are working on a gr-ss farm and you wish you could get the day off. carve a turtle outline in the ground, and spit on it! the season has to be correct obviously, because if its summer its just a rain turtle! here comes the snow!
blake: “man drew, i really wish we didn’t have to work today…kyle has been drinking all morning and our stacks look like sh-t!”

andrew: “bro, let’s make a snow turtle!!!”

blake: “d-mn, why didn’t i think of that! then let’s get drunk and enjoy the morning!!!”

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